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Arbor Christmas: Volume 10

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Once upon a time On a cold December night Way up in the sky An incredible sight Could Christmas be ruined By too much snow Unless we do something There could be no tomorrow We have a plan We have a plan The President asked us "What can you do?" Nobody worry we always come through We have a plan We have a plan La, la, la la la, la, la, la La, la, la la la, la, la, la Don't look so surprised to see us up in here You know we saving Christmas day like every single year Don't need no mistletoe to get up on the chicks I got more Christmas cheer than a chimney's got bricks Brian, Mike, Vince, Kessler, yeah they all here The script was written yesterday, what's happening this year? Black Prez says disaster's gonna happen You know the world can only turn to one team, captain The haters said "They so retired, they're past it." The snowflake's on its way and you know we gonna blast it No other dudes can save the Christmas season We're making Star Wars references for no apparent reason So on December Two-Five if you've got gifts beneath the tree Just know that those presents are there because of me Yeah, uh, and it don't pause Because it's 1-8-7 if try to stop the Claus I am the evil snowflake Come from coldest, darkest space I hate the Earth and all mankind I'm bad for badness sake My father was the last to melt In the trenches of Frosty's head My mother was anonymous slush After weeks in some snowy bed The rest of my loved ones melted away On the tongues of those sweaty ninety-eight degrees I'll bet your brother looks tasty When I freeze him and there's nothing better left to eat You'll beg to get warm somehow Can't sleep in your tauntaun now You think you're dealing with mentholyptus This ain't no snowfake, here I come We did it We did it again Christmas is saved All thanks to our plan The snowflake's been blown away Back in time for Christmas day We did it We did it We did it We did it Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells This is the part Where our story ends There's one thing left to say To you, my friends Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you

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